Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Memories

A former student shared this blog post she had written about my class with me. I can understand much of the content here, but I want to work on reading it more carefully later.


翻到以前的日记,觉得自己真的是很淘气,所幸的是,现在还是一如既往的淘气,哈哈
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在学校的日子也还是idle
找各种借口打发时间
从家回学校的路上一直拿着我的小三拍申闵沿途风景,那些吞云吐雾的烟囱,我想有一天我会想它们的,想念这辆破破烂烂的申闵
上Teya的课,被逼到第一排坐,Teya被哄的开心的忘了点名和下课
Teya:You guys should have a topic for the research paper, have any ideas?
(大家沉默)
Yolanda:Whether we can miss class as senior students? (想起今天早上自己逃课了)
......
我已经看到Teya眼里仇恨的目光了,这老外最恨的就是truancy,逃课必挂。鉴于无人再提出新的topic她只好以此为例

接下来,她开始不厌其烦的解释dependent variables & independent variables,Yolanda完全无视她的劳动成果,再她说any qs?的时候很不识时务的说了句,I still cannot understand these
于是她又开始翻来覆去捣
终于明白independent varibles就像咱中国人的personal infor.但是Teya强调说这要放到最后写
Yolanda又发问,why?we chinese always take it at the very beginning.
Teya: But I am talking about American way
Yolanda: Well, but here is China
Teya:Ok, I don't want to say you are wrong.
(眼里再次出现恐怖的光。。。)

Group Discussion...
Yolanda 在吃妙芙,看到Teya过来赶忙藏起来
Teya, no u don't need to hide it
然后开始跟我们说Muffin的故事,说的我云里雾里,最后才晓得哦,muffin就是妙芙
拍马P的时间到了
Yolanda:Teya, I am really on your cookies. When will you make cookies for us?
Teya: Oh I am busy, But maybe Christmas. But I may not invite you though you really want to come.
真直接,至于这么直接么?
Yolanda:and I really want to see ur son, they said he is very lovely.
Teya: I have pictures
Yolanda & group members: No, we want to see him face2face, you can bring him here next class
Teya: what? if I bring him here, he must absent school. If he can absent school,how can I ask you to come to my class
真聪明
Bess: If you don't want him to miss class, we can absent ur class and all of us go to ur home to see him。 u can make a choice
Teya无语。。。。

Yolanda: Teya, I really want to tell you that I like your skirt very much
Teya:得意 thxs it's 14 dollars, US
Yolanda同学急忙拿出纸笔开始按一比八折合人民币
Yolanda:Oh so cheap. where did you buy it
Teya得意的笑 America
.....
Yolanda: You can go,bye...
Teya看着我无语
Yolanda心想完了要被挂了:Oh I am kidding
Teya:Bye...

Yolanda: How do you call ur husband?总觉得这句话有错误。。不顺口
Teya作漫不经心状:meng 第四声
Yolanda Is this a family name?
Teya: no family name is yu
Fiona,oh, you husband named 郁闷
还好Teya中文不好,不然要集体挂了我们
说到兴奋处跑到讲台上掏了个东西出来,那架势我们以为是手机
于是Bess凑上去问,wow, you have changed your mobile phone?
Teya :no
Yolanda笨,那是camera
Teya按了恶久递给我们,是个IPOD。。。
看她儿子的照片
Yolanda惊呼,oh, the cat is so fat, is this your cat?
Teya默默的看着我摇头,估计这女人已经对我完全无语了
人家让我看儿子,我只看到照片上的大肥猫
突然她又跑到黑板上去写她儿子的中文名字和他老公的名字
同志们也许是她写错了也有可能,那两个字我长这么大真的第一次看见
Yolanda i have never seen these two characters before
Teya So, you see what, i can teach your chinese
额。。。换我无语